Dungeons and Dragons….I never really understood the fascination some people have with the game. The actual gameplay is arbitrary according to the mood of the dungeon master. I’ve played the game once and just got frustrated with the slowness of the game and quit a few hours later. Is the game inherently satanic? Nope. Can the game be made to be satanic? Definitely. For the most part I’d say that D&D is a clever marketing scheme to sell books, dice, and other paraphernalia to eager buyers.
Yesterday I found a turtle in my yard. It had been there for quite a while, but I hadn’t done anything about it. Since it wasn’t moving at the time that I orginally found it, I thought it was dead. But later on I had saw that it had moved to a different part of the yard. So I decided to take it down to the lake to release it. I put on some gardening gloves and picked it up and put in a box. The turtle was most definitely alive. It had only one eye open and had its mouth wide open. When I went down the lake and tried to pick it up again, the turtle arched back on its back legs and was ready to attack. So instead of picking it up, I sorta dumped it (gently) out of the box. The turtle moved quickly toward the water. So yesterday I saved a turtle from an untimely death.
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Mike the Headless Chicken…find out
Mike the Headless Chicken…find out all about this headless fowl.
Airsickness Bags for Joey Davis
Does Joey Davis collect airsickness bags? While flying back from Canada, I picked up some airsickness bags for our former minister, Joey Davis. I remember during a sermon Joey mentioned something about collecting these type bags. Later on I picked up one for him. When I gave it to him, he acted like he didn�t know what to do with it. It may have been a joke, but I didn�t pick up on it at the time. For all I know, the Davis family has albums and displays of airsickness bags. And my Air Canada bag might just complete his collection. I do know that Melissa Davis has an interesting habit of collecting rocks from places they visited.
Currently listening to �Fell in Love With a Girl� by The White Stripes and �California� by Wax. The White Stripes are a unique band in that there�s only 2 members � a guitar player/singer and a drummer. I saw them play on Letterman and didn�t think they were that good. Although their �Fell in Love With a Girl� song is unique because its video is done completely with Legos.
Wax�s song was featured in MTV�s Most Shocking Videos. The video for �California� features a slow motion shot of a man on fire running down the street. All along the way observers pay no attention to the man on fire. I�m not sure why this is shocking. I�ve seen a lot more crude videos on MTV. I guess it�s because the video was the Johnny Knoxville type of thing.
Starship Troopers
I saw Starship Troopers tonight. Blah. Not much to the movie. I had heard that it was one of those check-your-brain-in-at-the-door type movies, so my suspicion was confirmed. Was it based on some type of comic book or something?
On a related note, I was never into comic books. Comic books are neither comical nor books. When was the last time you heard a kid ask for a comic book at your local bookstore? They’re mostly around for the nostalgic collectors trying to relive a long dead childhood past.
It’s a Small World
During my layover in the Toronto airport, I met up with a friend of mine from Lipscomb. He was in Toronto with his job also. Small world isn’t it?
Tonight I went to Opry Mills to see a friend of mine perform in his band. It was great to see him before he moves to Seattle in a few weeks.
The weather here has been great so far…..a major difference from the weather in Ottawa.
Last Day in Ottawa
It�s my last day in Canada. I�ll be flying back to Nashville this afternoon. I�ve had a good time. I�ve been able to get to know my coworkers and plan strategies for the upcoming year.
We were out a bit late last night at a steakhouse, so I�m fairly tired. I mailed several postcards to friends. Thankfully the hotel sold and mailed postcards, so I had an unlimited supply. Canada is great, but a little cold. I�ll be glad to get back to sunny Tennessee.
Frozen Tundra
Another day in Ottawa�.
The sun did come out today and shined down on the frozen tundra. It’s the first sunshine I’ve seen since I arrived here.
Yesterday late afternoon we visited the Canadian Parliament. There was some security when trying to view the parliament in session, however there was hardly any security while getting into the actual building. Very different than what you�d see at the U.S. Capitol. While in the building, there was a registry where people could leave their condolences to the British Royal family for their loss of the Queen Mum. I left my signature there. In fact there has been much more news coverage of the Queen Mum�s death on Canadian TV compared to US television. Canada is still part of the commonwealth, so they have a kinship to the Royal Family.
Speaking of �royal,� the famous Royal Canadian mounted police are not necessarily mounted on horses. I did see a police car with RCMP on it.
There�s a river that runs through Ottawa, which people skate on during winter. It�s the world�s longest skating rink.
Canadians have a weird accent. Sometimes it is difficult to understand them. But then again, we southerners like myself have some weird vernacular.
Speaking of cultural differences, here’s my experience at a local McDonald’s. I�m sure the lady at the McDonald�s thought I was crazy. Yesterday morning I went in and asked for a sausage and biscuit. She said they didn�t have biscuits � instead they had English muffins. I told her that it was fine. The total was $3.30. Not knowing exactly if I had the correct change, but thinking that I gave her at least $3.75. Instead the mystery 75 cent piece I thought I gave her, turned out to be a 25 cent piece. Instead I had to break a $5. Canadians don�t have any bills lower than $5, so I ended up with a lot of coins in my pocket.
There has been talk of Quebec succeeding from the Canadian union. They�ve voted on it before and are sure to vote on it again. My boss, who grew up in Montreal, but moved to North Carolina, says that Quebec�s separation is inevitable. Once the Quebec succession happens, it will be the end of Canada, as we know it. He predicts that some provinces will ask to become part of the US.
I leave for the US tomorrow afternoon. I�ll be glad to get back home to warmer weather.
Live from Ottawa
Hello from Ottawa, Canada. The only noticeable difference between the US and Canada is that Canada is completely subtitled in French. I guess it is to give the residents of Quebec a sense of belonging. Also, I�ve discovered a new potato chip flavor � ketchup! The weather here is less than spectacular�mostly drizzle, mud and unmelted snow.
The Nortel Ottawa office is huge – a city within itself. Somewhat like a mini mall – stores, gym, cafeterias. Nortel is the largest employer in Ottawa (even a bigger employer than the Canadian government).
I�m hoping that we�ll get a chance to see some tourist type of attractions in between our business meeting, but I�m not holding my breath.
Leaving for Ottawa
I’m leaving for Ottawa today. I’ve got a one hour layover in Toronto, then on to Ottawa. I checked the weather – highs of 50; lows of 30s in Ottawa throughout the week. This will be my first time flying since September 11. There’s always a slight bit of uncertainty with flying these days. But I’m sure everything will be safe.
This time change is going to do havoc with my circadian rhythms. We sprung forward yesterday. Now I’m flying to a time zone one hour ahead of me. So that makes it 2 hours ahead of the time I’m used to. I haven’t left Nashville and I’m already experiencing jet lag.
I visited Center Chapel last night and then went out to eat with Darrell and Tracy. Can you believe Hwy 109 has a Wendy’s? What does Mt. Juliet need to do in order to get a Wendy’s here? I’m certain the only reason there’s a Wendy’s at 109 is because fo the Dell manufacturing plant there. Otherwise, no restaurants would have been built there.
Happy Birthday to Me.
Happy Birthday to Me. If you forgot about it, shame on you. You can always make a comment on the link below to express any and all birthday wishes for me.
I’ll have alot of things to do today, with my trip to Ottawa on Monday. Packing; making sure I have my credentials in order and all that. Plus I’ll be loosing an hour of sleep, so I’m sure getting a nap this afternoon will be a necessary priority. I do like Daylight Savings Time. I wish we could have it year round. Summer nights when it doesn’t get dark until 8PM is great. I thrive on sunshine. Lately I’ve been waking up earlier than usual, when the sunlight shines through the windows.