I did find some cartons of Jungle Juice for my object lesson on the devotional scheduled Sunday. Woohoo! Kids will be talking about the Jungle Juice devo for years to come. Special thanks to Todd for the devo idea. “Reach for Something Good” is a good philosophy to live by.
Exxon is the place to go for Purity Jungle Juice.
There’s an advertisement for Miller Beer on my Juno email screen. And who said Juno was family friendly? I’m trying to see if I ever told Juno that i was over 21, but each time I want to access my profile, Juno wants me to update it….asking revealing information like what’s my internet service provider.
Do AOLers have this problem? Do liquor ads show up on little Johnny’s email screen? How about ads for smokeless tobacco?
Blocking Pop Up Ads
A friend of mine asked me “How do I block up pop up ads?”
I’m glad you asked. Here are my suggestions:
- Download Mozilla. – Mozilla is an open source browser similiar to Netscape. After you install it, go to Edit, Preferences, Advanced, Scripts and Windows….Uncheck “Open Unrequested Windows.” This will stop all pop-ups, even the ones you want. Like the CNN pop up vote thingies on their website. Still, it is a good thing. Use Mozilla for passive surfing. If you need to see a pop up, cut and paste the URL into Internet Explorer and use that.
- Privoxy – Advanced users should be able to download it and configure their browser properly. Just follow the directions.
- Reconfigure your host file – Do a web search for Hosts file and ads. You should find a file with text like this:
127.0.0.1 ad.doublclick.net
127.0.0.1 ad.linkexchange.com
127.0.0.1 ad.linksynergy.com
Download it to somewhere where you can easily get to. Then go to your real host file (usually in C:windows or C:winntsystem32driversetc folder). Rename it to host.bak. Then copy the host file you just downloaded to there. Make sure you name the host file simply “host” or you might find your internet connection gone. That should take care of some of the ads (depending on how comprehensive the ad file you downloaded). Also if you get tired of the broken images of the missing ads, get eDexter. - Surf in Peace. Install it and put it in your start up folder. Everytime you get an unwanted pop up add, click on the icon by your clock (bottom right corner), and add it to the block list.
- Download Adaware and clean your system of spyware.
That’s it. Nothing else. This has stopped 90% of ads. I rarely see them anymore. Your mileage may vary. If you screw things up, don’t blame me. It’s your own dumb luck.
Humor Frequency
So I photoshopped Phil into a Bill Cosby ad. Phil laughed at it. It’s good to know we’re on the same humor frequency. What one person will find offensive, others will find humorous. Vice versa. You never can tell these days.
On the other hand, some people find the movie “Vice Versa” offensive because of the bad acting in it. I find the movie ok. It’s kinda like a remake of “Freaky Friday.” I was subjected to watch that movie during my elementary school years. In the days before VCRs, the whole school (K-6) would watch a movie in the school gym. Big screen and projector was setup. We’d watch Disney movies like “Herbie,” “Where the Red Fern Grows,” “The Watcher in the Woods…” You’d get the picture. Our librarian, Mrs. Johnson, would patiently thread the film in the projector and change it out every 30 minutes. This was a big thing back then. Everyone looked forward to movie day. It was usually on a Friday afternoon. We’d all pay a dollar to see the movie. Obviously it was some kind of money making thing for the school. I think we got to see a movie every two months or so. Someone always got in trouble for talking or acting goofy.
Watching projector movies seems so antiquated these days. Kids these days wouldn’t understand it. I remember seeing a VCR for the first time over at my cousin’s house….circa 1984. Watching “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.” The VCR was huge. Big ugly knobs on it. I had no idea what it was exactly. I just knew that Willy Wonka was playing and I hadn’t seen it before. The scene where the girl blows up into a big blueberry was horrific to me back then. Could this actually happen? My 9 year old mind was racing.
Then we got our first VCR around in the late 80s. My sister tried to record “Growing Pains” while we were at church Wednesday night, but all she got was snow. She was quite upset about it at the time. Not that Growing Pains was all that funny.
The New Howard Hughes
So I saw “Changing Lanes” last night. I was expecting an exciting movie with a big car chase at the end. Instead I got a 98 minute movie which tried to judge the moral compass of the average American. Two guys get mad at each other. Both do over the top things trying to outdo each other. Erasing someone’s credit. Sabotaging someone’s tire on their car. In the end they decide to be friends and move on. Whoops! Did I reveal the plotline of the movie? My bad.
So this whole Michael Jackson thing is just plain weird. I watched the specials. I found out he actually planted that tabloid story of him sleeping in a hyperbaric chamber. He had one of workers call up a tabloid and give them a picture of him in the hyperbaric chamber. News commentators speculated that it was his attempt to be edgy. But it came out as being just plain weird.
Then there was the accident on the set of the Pepsi commerical. You remember that one? The one where his hair caught on fire? Michael acted as though he was in pain, yet he was able to pick up his glove and wear it out the ambulance. One of the most surreal scenes was of him waving to the cameras and fans as he was being lifted out of the ambulance on his way to the hospital. Strange indeed. Michael Jackson may well be the new Howard Hughes.
Feeding the Ego
We are feeding the monster. We are building a religion.
Yep. It appears that my website has been quoted on Scott’s web thingy – giving praise to Scott. Not that I mind or anything. But maybe I am feeding the ego.
Meanwhile, Zack is featured on 104.5’s website. So I guess he’s arrived in his broadcasting career. Way to go.
You know that Dixie Chicks’ song “Landslide” ? It’s a Stevie Nicks song. So quit thinking the Chicks wrote it themselves. I even found a version of that song by the Smashing Pumpkins. It’s been covered alot. And I think the Pumpkins do it better. I just get tired of the Chicks’ mandolin and general country-esque feel of it. Or maybe I’m annoyed that 107.5 the River plays it – an obvious country sounding song by a country group. The River is supposed to be top 40 POP.
Or maybe I get tired of people thinking the Dixie Chicks have some kinda Midas touch when it comes to covering old Fleetwood Mac tunes.
So I noticed Papa John’s sign has been posted on a recently constructed building in front of their current location. They are tearing down the huge semi-empty shopping center PJ currently resides in…..to make room for the mammoth Super WalMart coming in. Ugh. My visits to Target will become more and more common as Kmart closes and the Walmart opens.
Anyways back this Papa John’s thing. I was really hoping for a dine-in PJ’s. But alas…I think it only has room for the oven and cash register. Todd ate at the dine-in PJ’s in Knoxville. Said it wasn’t a big deal. Dining Room decoration was the stacks of Coke bottles nearby. Not that I’m into decor when I dine in at a pizza place. Papa John’s does one thing well – pizza. The Hut may have better decor in their dine-in facilities, but you end up paying for the comfy seats when you pay full price for their grease patties. Domino’s? Well I’ve never seen a dine-in facility there. Their pizza isn’t all that good. What do they do well? Delivery. 30 minutes or its free…which I think they had to discontinue due to a huge wreck a delivery driver had with some unfortunate citizen.
I could go on all day about pizza franchises, but I’ll spare you, friend.
Faux Weathermen
Everybody is asking Al Roker about the blizzard that is hitting points north of here. Nevermind that Al doesn’t have a meteorological degree. He just reads telepromptors. Faux weathermen. That’s all we need. Willard did it for years and no one said anything.
32 years working at McDonald’s, and she hasn’t had a Big Mac.
I have a feeling many of these war protestors are just there because it is the cool thing to do. Not because they have some kind of stake in this. Not because they’ve actually visited Iraq or because they had a relative killed in the war. Peace rallies are trendy, hip, the “in” thing to do. Reliving/reviving the 60s?
If It Aint Broke….
Tried upgrading to Movable Type 2.6. It didn’t turn out so well. I lost the plugin which allowed me to highlight a Bible verse reference and point to the Bible Gateway reference. Decent, but not vital for this weblog. I have it on the church webpage, which helps out ALOT.
Also when I rebuilt the site, I lost all text formating. So any hard returns ran all together. This made things look trashy. Just tried to refresh it again and again, but nothing worked out. It could have been just a faulty installation on my part. Version 2.6 doesn’t have anything earth shattering that I can’t live without. So went back to the older version of 2.51.
It took a couple of hours of aggrivation and reinstalling to get it back to normal. But everything is fixed now.
Google has bought Blogger. Blogger is that easy-to-use website which lets webusers have a blog of their own…without going to the trouble of installing Movable Type or Greymatter on their website. Google bought Dejanews a few years ago and made it better, so I’m sure this Blogger purchase is a good thing. Google knows what I want. A nice clean interface. Throwing too much information at me is why I don’t use Excite or Go.com. Obviously the rest of the web community felt the same way I did. Excite and Go failed as webportals.
So I bought one of those USB Keychain drives. This one holds 32MB. I needed something that would easily transfer files…such as those 4MB Real Audio sermons we record each Sunday. It’s always tedious to remember to bring a CDRW to put the files on. So maybe this Keychain drive will make a difference.
I’ve noticed Lightning 100 is playing Tom Petty’s “Have Love Will Travel” lately. Good song. It’s from his latest album. It’s too bad the rest of America is hung up on meaningless songs by P Ditty or Nelly. Discover good music.
Lock-in is a Misnomer
It’s that feeling you get when you get some sleep, yet you feel as though you haven’t gotten enough sleep. I’m pretty tired. Slept from 7:30AM til 1PM, but I don’t recall ever getting into that deep sleep that revigorates you.
So the lock-in went well. The kids let me listen to Lightning 100 when driving the van and I was happy. They didn’t understand Lightning 100, but then again no one does. I’ve heard anything from Willie Nelson to Newsboys on there. Here is just a small sampling of songs I heard last night:
- Counting Crows – “Big Yellow Taxi” – Cover of that Joni Mitchell tune. The funny thing is that it is a hidden track on their latest album. Yet it’s become a hit for them. Imagine that. A song which was sorta an afterthought for their album, becomes the biggests hit from the album.
- Jars of Clay – “Unforgetful You” – I had heard this song before, but never actually realized that it was Jars. I like Jars. I like them despite their participation in Winterfest. They do preach Christian themes without getting too preachy….not shoving the Gospel down my throat.
- Ben Folds Five – “Battle of Who Could Care Less” Good song. It was a semi-hit way back when. That’s what makes Lightning 100 different from 107.5 The River. While the River handicaps itself by playing ONLY top 40 junk, Lightning 100 is still cool enough to pull a hit from 1995 and play it.
At one point the kids did change the radio to 102.9 The Buzz, Nashville’s Angry Young Man station (actually the correct label genre is “Modern Rock.”) Plays stuff like System of a Down and Nine Inch Nails. The NIN I can take. The rest of the songs I haven’t heard of. I felt lost listening to that. Still it was better than any of the junk the River plays.
Anyways back to the lock-in. After Lipscombland we went skating in Brentwood. Author’s note: Has skating and Brentwood ever been used in the same sentence? But I digress. Skating was good. Carpet on the walls to prevent bruises. “I can’t skate” was the cry of many of our people. But they DID skate and had a good time.
I found refuge in a “party room” nearby. Amongst the party hats and birthday favors, was a bench to lie down on. The room was dark. That was enough. I could have done without the DJ and his sound system urging everyone to do the hokey pokey. But otherwise I did get some rest.
At 4AM we left and went to a bowling alley “Strike and a Spare,” in Bellevue somewhere. It was more than a bowling alley. It was part of some kinda a Circus World arcade. Made bowling fun. They had cool little computer animation for spares, splits, and strikes. And it told the speed of the ball traveling down the lane (fastest ball I saw was 20MPH – thrown by Phil). Anyways they turned on the blacklight and everything glowed. Everyone was happy.
I was too tired to bowl. All I wanted to do was sit around and watch the sideline TV show “Bosom Buddies” – a topic which aludes many of our youth. “Tom Hanks!” I scream from the comfort of my sideline chair. This was his first big break. Kinda like seeing George Clooney on “Facts of Life” or Leo on “Growing Pains.” Kids don’t understand this. Kids haven’t heard of Bosom Buddies. I soon grew tired of saying “See that guy in the pink dress, well he’s the guy in “Saving Private Ryan.”
They played Nelly’s “Hot in Here” over the speaker system. At that point I had to ask myself if it was hypocritical for us to allow them to play what is obviously a sexual song when we had just preached against. Whoever picked that song made a mistake, whether it was the bowling alley staff or someone from within our own group.
Anyways Crieve folks were nice and friendly. I thanked Tim for allowing us to tag along on their activity. Well organized. Everyone knew that they were doing and did it. There wasn’t too much confusion about it.
It has been raining seemlingly for days now. Flood watches are everywhere. On my way back from getting lunch I saw a guy with a sign in front of the local Wal-Mart. The sign advertised Kmart’s going out of business sale. It was raining pretty steadily, yet the guy did have on a poncho. I feel pretty sorry for this guy. What a miserable job.
Anyways I decided to come up with a list rain inspired songs for floor watches.
- Led Zeppelin – “When the Levee Breaks”
- Jars of Clay – “Flood” – and yes, I did realize this is the 2nd time I’ve mentioned JoC in this entry.
- Creedence Clearwater Revival – “Have You Ever Seen the Rain?”
- Creedence Clearwater Revival – “Who’ll Stop the Rain?”
There are tons more.
Well that’s it for now. Bye bye kiddies.
Live from Lipscomb
Well here I am at Lipscomb University – Bison Room. It’s located in the basement of the Students’ Center. They have really spruced things up since I left. They always do. I remember when they built a Sonic Restaurant right beside my high school…the year after I graduated.
Anyways here at the Bison Room, they have Laser Tag, large screen TVs, pool tables, video games, foosball, etc…. They also have a computer lab with 5 computers. I had to wait for someone to stay logged on before I could get this computer. This would have been great to have when I was here. Maybe this is what they used my tuition money for. This had to have cost quite a bit of money.
Phil has me driving Ole Blue church van. Drives like a tank. Accelerates like a tank. I think it was used in the Gulf War. Man, this van has alot of memories in it. If these walls could talk. It’s been around since my sister was in the youth group at church. It was a big deal to them to get such a van in 1989. First used in some kinda mission trip to Valdosta, Georgia.
Lock-in is going smoothly. No one missing. Everyone having a good time. I’m not sure how sleepy I’m going to get. I’m already sorta tired. And I drank a Mountain Dew at the church before I came here.
There’s a huge number of people here. Mostly from Crieve Hall. They brought about 4 of those big church vans. I think they outnumber the MJ people 5 to one or something. We have about 20 kids here from Mt. Juliet.
Next is bowling somewhere in Hillwood. The state’s 2nd largest bowling alley (or so I’m told). So it will be a site.
That reminds me. I was told that Knoxville was hosting some big bowling convention for several months. There were signs up saying “Welcome Bowlers.”
Anyways I don’t have much else to say. Maybe somehow I’ll stay awake through this. Ryan V. already went home. Sick I guess. So it’s just me and Phil and the adults from Crieve to keep watch. And what am I doing? Writing in this stupid blog. Well gotta go, kids…..
Lock-ins and Terror Alerts
So I’m doing the lock-in tonight. I’m not sure if I’m up to staying up all night, although I have been staying up til 1AM lately. Maybe that and caffeine will help.
Phil has us going all over the city. Bowling, Lipscomb, Crieve Hall Church of Christ. You name it, we’ll probably be going there. We’re starting at 9PM, which makes me think that some of these semi public places that we’re going to might have special arrangements to have us at 1AM. I don’t know for sure. I just drive the church van and count kids.
You know, I haven’t bought any duct tape or plastic sheets to make a safe room yet. This whole orange terror alert is based on false information. “What me worry?” I don’t really have time to worry if smallpox is going to be released at our malls. Worrying shortens my lifespan in the longrun. Plus I hardly think that Nashville or anyplace in Tennessee is relatively high on the terrorists’ list of targets. Unless they have something against country music or Elvis, but then again, who doesn’t have something against country music? So why bother worrying about this? Safe rooms? Might be good for somebody in Manhattan. But not in Mt. Juliet.
So today is what they call Valentine’s Day. More than likely the Olive Garden will be packed with couples staring at each other in dim candlelite. Me, I’m doing a church lock-in. Not that I would have done anything anyways. Valentine’s Day has always aluded me in a way. Yet I am sorta glad of that. Girlfriends would be expecting chocolate or flowers or some other meaningless thing like that.
Still, CBS did give me some good eye candy to look at when they showed Survivor Amazon last night. Heidi. Man, is she cute. And a P.E. teacher. My P.E. teachers were never that beautiful.