Afghanistan’s Most Unfunny Home Video

Well the Bin Laden tape has finally been released. Seeing it for the first time yesterday was chilling. While having dinner Bin Laden is laughing about the September 11th attacks. He even said that some of the terrorists didn’t know it was a suicide mission until they boarded the plane. I have got to wonder what kind of person laughs about this type of stuff. What I saw on the television yesterday was the face of pure evil. I’m sure many of these terrorists living in their caves in Afghanistan have never met a non-Muslim before and probably never journeyed outside of the region. Many Middle Easterners in the region are saying it is fake. So I guess even if Bin Laden got on Al Jezeera TV and said undoubtedly that he was behind the Sept 11th attacks, some people would still not believe him and continue to worship him as some type of freedom fighter. Or either they would somehow try to justify Bin Laden’s actions in their warped little minds. I guess there are some people you just can’t reach.
I’ve added another section to this ever expanding website…..a complete list of concerts that I’ve been to. I know many of you have been dying for this type of groundshaking information and I apologize for keeping it from you for so long. But seriously the weird thing that I noticed was that I attended a R.E.M. concert on September 11, 1995.
There is a commercial that is shown frequently on the local cable channel. It is for Midsouth Hyperbaric Chambers. Obviously they are advertising their services of providing irons lungs for people to breath pure oxygen. Anyways there is one particular endorsement in the commercial. This lady says “Thanks to Midsouth Hyperbarics, I’ve got my daddy back!”…all the while her dad is sitting beside her looking dumbfounded into the camera. Not to be mean or anything, but I have to wonder what her dad was like before the iron lung treatment. And I’m really not trying to be mean or anything. My heart goes out to people who have to go into these hyperbaric chambers in order to lead a more normal life. I just think that the commercial should have been scripted differently so as not to provide for such awkward moments.
Given the choice between a station wagon and a minivan, I’d have to go with the station wagon as my grocery-getter. Minivans are literally everywhere. In this sense they have become uncool. I’d pass on the minivan and go for a Caprice Classic station wagon instead, if not just for the retro purposes. There is nothing like the memories many of us have of loading up the station wagon and heading to Florida on vacation.
Still no Christmas shopping for me…yet. Family, if you are reading this, let me assure you that I still plan on going out. I hate shopping. It is such a hassle to fight the crowds. Christmas has become so commercialized lately it has become disgusting.

Where have all the Little Caesar’s Gone?

Several months ago all of the Little Caesars Pizza restaurants in Nashville closed. Now the nearest restaurants are in Cookeville and Columbia, TN. I called the official Little Caesars customer comment number posted on their website. The lady who answered said it was a corporate decision to pull out of Nashville. She couldn’t give me any information if they would be back. I really wish LC would come back to Nashville. Papa John’s Pizza gets old after a while. I’m already burned out on Pizza Hut after having it every week at Lipscomb for the 4 years I was there. Dominos is ok, but they skimp on the sauce.
The Olympic torch is scheduled to come to Nashville this Saturday (December 15). I’ll be there with my camera to take pictures. No word on the route it is taking.
Like I said before Green Hill Baptist Church in Mt. Juliet changed their name to simply “Green Hill Church.” I went to their website at greenhillchurch.com and tried to find out if indeed they were still Baptist. There is no mention of Baptist anywhere within the webpage, with the exception being that most all of the staff members hold degrees from Baptist institutions. On their webpage, I attempted to fill out a contact form to ask them about their Baptist affiliation, but their form gave an error message when submitted. So I guess they don’t want to be contacted. Of course I could use the phone, but that would be way too easy.
In retrospective, I’d say taking out the “Baptist” of the church name could be confusing to some people. Down the road from the Green Hill Church is “Green Hill Church of Christ.” It would be very easy for a person unfamiliar with churches to get confused. By coincidence there is a “Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints” right beside the church I attend, “Mt. Juliet Church of Christ.” Somehow I’d wish churches could find less confusing names so that you knew what church you were getting into.

Showers in Church Buildings

I’ve added a special section called “Brushes with Greatness” to my webpage. Basically it documents the handful of times that I’ve met someone who is famous.
Shampoo, Rinse, and Repeat…..that should be Scottsville church of Christ’s new slogan. I know I have mentioned it before, but Scottsville actually has showers in their new church building. They said it was for vagrants who might show up and need a shower. Also I think it helps members who show up early and want to “freshen up.” But seriously I think that is a GREAT idea. Numerous times I have come back from a exhaustive church retreat and wanted to shower before going to church again; but I was unable to because I lived too far away from church. So showers at churches are wonderful ideas. Plus the thought of getting naked at church is a bit naughty.
Our church is putting together yet another church directory. I’m having my picture made next week sometime. I can just about guarantee you that there will be photos of members in the directory who I’ve never seen before. Plus I’ve heard as you are reviewing your pictures, the Olan Mills folks make you feel guilty for not buying more pictures because “you don’t love your family.”

Varsity Blues

I saw “Varsity Blues” yesterday on TV. It’s one of the first movies made by MTV’s movie production company. In the movie it attempted to show a real picture of high school football in a small Texas town. The story was predictable at times. I’m not sure if the movie makers were trying to be Hoosiers of football. In the movie adults were shown stereotypically as bumbling idiots, or as a corrupt football coach. The only supposedly “cool” adult in the movie was a female teacher who was a part time dancer at an adult club.
What was slightly disturbing about the movie was that it showed several scenes of underage drinking in it. MTV will argue that it was portraying real life. I would argue that MTV has a lot of influence on America’s youth and to show underage drinking somehow in some cases could promote it among youth. Sure, there have been plenty of movies that show teens doing illegal acts. The movies that come to mind are “Stand By Me” (smoking by 12 year olds); “The Breakfast Club” (illegal drug use); and “Teen Wolf” (underage drinking). However I would say that it is pretty hypocritical of MTV to try to appear saintly by not showing beer commercials on their station, yet at the same time financing a movie that shows underage drinking. Since this movie was a MTV production, it was promoted heavily on MTV at the time it came out.
Just out of curiosity I did a search for various words having to do with drinking at mtv.com. MTV is usually good about archiving its news items and MTV new specials on the web. The results of this unscientific study are as follows. Matches for “DUI” only popped up for handful of items (41). “Alcohol” showed a bit more matches (201), some having to with songs that had alcohol in the title. Many were about celebrities and musicians going to alcohol rehab. A search for “Underage Drinking” showed no matches. MTV did attempt to address the issue of alcohol abuse during the Hawaii season of Real World. During this season a roommate is sent to a rehab program after her drinking got out of hand.
On the other hand searching for AIDS at mtv.com showed 554 matches.
The bottom line is that while MTV is in the habit of promoting “cool” causes like AIDS, they have notoriously overlooked the problem of underage drinking, and in some cases promoted it.

Places I’d Like to Visit

Went to Bellacino’s for lunch today. Their pizza is good. I did notice that the kids who work there must be barely out of middle school. I know that the high school has a CO-OP program which might explain what these kids were doing out of school during the middle of the day.
As I was driving back from Scottsville last night, I listened to “Kenny Rogers’ ‘The Gambler'”, and “Elvis’ ‘Viva Las Vegas.'” It occured to me that I had never been to Las Vegas. I had been to Reno before on a business trip. But this was small town in comparison to Vegas. In response to that here are the top ten places which I’d like to visit (in no particular order).

  • Las Vegas (for the same reason people tend to watch car crashes)
  • Hong Kong….I’ve been to China two times but I’ve never been to what is considered to be the Paris of the East.
  • Hawaii
  • New York City….to see Letterman before he retires
  • Los Angeles….to see Bob Barker before he retires from “The Price is Right”
  • The Grand Canyon
  • The Rocky Mountains
  • Central America…on a mission trip with my church
  • Canada
  • Europe…most likely Britain and/or Paris

Christmas card season is here. Everyone sooner or later faces this quandry. Do you send someone a Christmas card just because you got a Christmas card from them? For me, the problem is not difficult. In most cases I don’t bother. I have a standard list from which I send out which evolves year after year. I certainly don’t expect a card from anyone on my list.

Religiously Supported Killings

Let me get this off of my chest…. The point at which followers of a legitiment religion make the conscientious decision to support suicide bombers who target civilians for political gain, they no longer are followers of that religion. Instead they have become savages. I usually don’t follow whatever is happening in the Middle East simply because I really could care less. I mean the Jews and Palestinians are fighting over some desert territory that is the size of New Jersey, but that is beside the point. However recent world events have made me watch the Middle East situation much more closely. If I were Muslim, I would be highly upset that suicide bombers have justified murder in their own minds for the sake of Islam. However, the expected outcry of religious leaders condemning the slaughter of innocent civilians hasn’t made its appearance in the Arab Islamic World. Instead they continue with the same old song and dance routine of “get the Jews out.” Hey Ahab, the Jews were there in the Holy Land way before the Arabs were. Why don’t you give them a chance to live in peace?
The photo of Yassir Arafat giving blood immediately after the September 11th attacks is silly. The photo was done simply for political show. Yassir himself supported terrorism way back in the day. What now? Has Arafat turned over a new leaf? Nope, he was just kissing up to the USA in hopes that we wouldn’t turn our backs on the Palestinians. Arafat was very mindful of the fact that most Americans saw the images of Palestinians celebrating after hearing of the September 11th attacks. If Arafat was serious about being against terrorism, he should arrest and prosecute the terrorists who are living in his territory.
Ok enough of this political stuff. I got an email yesterday telling me that Mike Spann, the CIA agent recently killed in Afghanistan, was a member of a Church of Christ in Alabama. I haven’t verified this story, however the sources would tend to indicate that this is true. I feel for his family during this difficult time.